Socrates: Let’s talk about it.
Plato: Hey caveman, get real!
Aristotle: Eudaimonia or you die moanier.
Epicurus: Death? Not my problem.
Descartes: You’re not dreaming.
Spinoza: I’m not into bondage.
Locke: You look blank.
Berkeley: Ideaology
Hume: You’re a natural.
Rousseau: Chain reaction.
Burke: You say you want a revolution…
Kant: Cool shades, but you can’t take them off.
Hegel: Synthetic fabric.
Bentham: Harmless fun.
Mill: Don’t be a pig.
Marx: Glory, glory, man united!
Kierkegaard: Jump!
Peirce: An icon
(Husserl)
Frege: What are you referring to?
Russell: What do you mean there’s no king of France?
Wittgenstein: I’m not going to tell you.
Ayer: Logical positivism – hooray!
Popper: Unconvince me.
Sartre: Don’t wait!
Camus: It’s only rock and roll but I like it.
Rawls: Justice for reasonable people.
Rand: Justice for nutters.
Foot: Track changes.
Kuhn: Can you believe this shift?
Derrida
Singer: Good bye pork pie.
Zizek:
Sandel: You sold what?
(based on my tweets on @philosophybites over the last few days)
Wittgenstein - I can't possibly comment
Posted by: Paul Whitehead | October 23, 2012 at 01:16 PM
Ayer - I'm with Ludo
Posted by: Paul Whitehead | October 23, 2012 at 01:18 PM
Berkeley - where'd that tree go?
Posted by: Paul Whitehead | October 23, 2012 at 01:19 PM
Quine - The unity of tweet significance is the whole of timeline.
Posted by: Marcos | October 23, 2012 at 05:40 PM
Oh my God, Derrida...
Posted by: allizzia | October 24, 2012 at 03:16 AM
May I make a poster of these for my Advanced Placement Language and Communication class? I will provide credit.
Posted by: Shery Kearney | October 24, 2012 at 01:23 PM
Thales - ontlogical tsunami
Posted by: Tom Swigg | October 24, 2012 at 04:46 PM
James - What difference does it make?
(By the way, Peirce's name is misspelled)
Posted by: Marcus Lira | October 24, 2012 at 06:11 PM
Marsilius - You should see my greater part!
Posted by: Richard Baron | October 24, 2012 at 07:06 PM
Zizek: Lacan and Stalin walk into a bar.
Posted by: Gabriel Gottlieb | October 24, 2012 at 07:29 PM
Thales – ontlogical tsunami
Posted by: Tom Swigg | October 24, 2012 at 08:45 PM
Nietzsche - smells fishy to me
Posted by: sjg | October 24, 2012 at 09:16 PM
Early Wittgenstein: "No comment." (You floated that one on Twitter, and I think it's better.)
Later Wittgenstein: "It's all in the game."
Posted by: Brandon | October 24, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Hobbes: This sucks, we're out of here.
Posted by: casey | October 25, 2012 at 04:21 AM
Zizek: Zizek.
Posted by: jj | October 25, 2012 at 02:01 PM
Augustine, Aquinas, Maimonides, Averroes, Avicenna, Ockham, Scotus, Abelard, Boethius, etc.: "You seem to have missed a spot."
Posted by: Zack | October 25, 2012 at 08:23 PM
Rand- A concept is a mental integration of two or more units possessing the same distinguishing characteristic(s), with their particular measurements omitted.
Posted by: James Alexander Robinson IV | October 26, 2012 at 09:59 AM
Ockham: short
Posted by: JeroenSkreurs | October 27, 2012 at 01:29 PM
My my my Derrida, why why why Derida...
Posted by: Suefew | October 27, 2012 at 11:45 PM
Zack: Exactly! Not a small one either...
Posted by: Lehooo | October 29, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Nagel: closing your eyes is not the answer
Searle: interesting symbols
Abellard: something really big, and then some!
Posted by: Bandito | October 30, 2012 at 08:24 AM
Nietzsche: get a life!
Hegel: i don't care about the tweet an sich
Schopenhauer: power!
Posted by: Bandito | October 30, 2012 at 08:27 AM
Foucault: i don't use twitter
Posted by: Bandito | October 30, 2012 at 08:31 AM
Popper: Unfalsifiable.
Einstein: Not now.
Posted by: Michael Scriven | October 31, 2012 at 06:56 PM
You forgot:
Heidegger: World? You didn't build that...
Posted by: JOHN BAILIFF | October 31, 2012 at 07:09 PM
It's cute that Derrida is sous rature.
Husserl ought to be [bracket], not (parens).
Which student of Husserl influenced three of the philosophers on the list?
~~Thales~~
Posted by: Luther Blissett | November 01, 2012 at 11:19 PM
Nozick: justice for people who think they pay too much tax.
Posted by: MichaelEzra | July 18, 2013 at 09:07 PM